Description: Bard of the Deal: The Poetry of Donald Trump by Hart Seely Estimated delivery 3-12 business days Format Paperback Condition Brand New Description "At last-- a collection of poems mined from the interviews, speeches, and tweets of presidential candidate, business tycoon, and reality TV star... Donald Trump!"--Back cover. Publisher Description From award-winning reporter and author of Pieces of Intelligence: The Existential Poetry of Donald H. Rumsfeld comes this collection of poems mined from the interviews, speeches, and tweets of Republican President-elect Donald Trump.The Vicious OnesI was attacked viciouslyBy those women,Of course, its very hard for themTo attack me on looks,Because Im so good looking.But I was attacked very viciouslyBy those women.--August 9, 2015, NBCs Meet the PressStraight from the mouth of "the Donald" himself, this treasury of spoken poetry—not a word is changed—has been culled from nearly 30 years of interviews, speeches, tweets, and ramblings from President-elect and billionaire Donald Trump. Since the 1980s, Trump has built his verses like his casinos, using only the highest quality words and phrases, regardless of cost. Hes run a real estate empire, achieved a net worth of ten billion dollars, scripted best-sellers, and starred in the top-rated TV show "The Apprentice." Like a colossus, he bestrides the cultural world as if it were the bottle-strewn boardwalk of Atlantic City.But until now, Trumps poetry—delivered spontaneously in moments of enduring clarity—has gone unnoticed, (making it the only aspect of Trump to be that way.) On a regular basis, The Donald speaks, tweets and hollers his verses—always without the needless restrictions of political correctness and grammar... because among world class poets, there dont be no grammar, there only be truth... big time!Whether youre a Trump debunker or admirer, The Bard of the Deal will delight, shock, and entertain you. So prepare to be Trumped by the ten billion dollar poetry of the ten billion dollar bard. This is the art of the poem. Author Biography Hart Seely is an award-winning reporter for the "Post-Standard" newspaper in Syracuse. His humor pieces have appeared in "The New Yorker", "The New York Times", "National Lampoon", "The New Republic", "Village Voice", "Slate", Spy and NPR. He has written or edited five books, including? O Holy Cow: The Selected Verses of Phil Rizzuto and Pieces of Intelligence: The Existential Poetry of Donald Rumsfeld.? Seely lives in Syracuse with his wife, Janice, and three children. There, from his living room, he wins baseball games for the New York Yankees. Details ISBN 0062465163 ISBN-13 9780062465160 Title Bard of the Deal: The Poetry of Donald Trump Author Hart Seely Format Paperback Year 2016 Pages 224 Publisher Harper Paperbacks GE_Item_ID:138835241; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. We are unable to deliver faster than stated. International deliveries will take 1-6 weeks. NOTE: We are unable to offer combined shipping for multiple items purchased. This is because our items are shipped from different locations. Returns If you wish to return an item, please consult our Returns Policy as below: Please contact Customer Services and request "Return Authorisation" before you send your item back to us. Unauthorised returns will not be accepted. Returns must be postmarked within 4 business days of authorisation and must be in resellable condition. Returns are shipped at the customer's risk. We cannot take responsibility for items which are lost or damaged in transit. For purchases where a shipping charge was paid, there will be no refund of the original shipping charge. Additional Questions If you have any questions please feel free to Contact Us. Categories Baby Books Electronics Fashion Games Health & Beauty Home, Garden & Pets Movies Music Sports & Outdoors Toys
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Book Title: Bard of the Deal : the Poetry of Donald Trump
Number of Pages: 224 Pages
Language: English
Publisher: HarperCollins
Publication Year: 2015
Topic: Topic / Politics, Form / Limericks & Verse, Quotations, Presidents & Heads of State, Form / Parodies
Item Height: 0.3 in
Genre: Référence, Biography & Autobiography, Humor
Item Weight: 6 Oz
Author: Hart Seely
Item Length: 8.1 in
Item Width: 5.3 in
Format: Trade Paperback